I brusied a rib playing Red Rover. There's no way to talk your way out of that one, really. No way to make it sound less embarassing as a 30 year-old woman. I bruised a rib playing Red Rover and now it hurts to breathe and I can't sleep on my left side (my favorite) or my stomach (my second favorite). To add insult to an already insulting injury, I burned my back like mad this weekend thanks to long runs, long walks, and outdoor art fairs. So I can't sleep on my back either (my third favorite).
This leaves my right side (least favorite). If I do anything to that part of my body I will have to sleep sitting up.
Bruised ribs from childhood games-gone-wrong. Sunburns creating the worst tan lines imaginable. Return of the Freckle that Looks like a Piece of Dirt.
I love summer. Even when it hurts.
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